when a guy is seeing a girl and does not care when she has sex with other people. With conditions of pussy is public but ass hole is his.
baby I dont care who you go home with just remember the porn star philosophy that pussy is whoevers but that ass hole is mine.
by pretorian June 05, 2011
The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 23, 2021
Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
by DGK LOKI December 20, 2015
Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.
by Nugsson May 31, 2022
The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.
You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!
You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!
by Philosopher.King February 24, 2014