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Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016
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Take about blank percent off there

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?
by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011
mugGet the twenty percent batterymug.

Percent

A very strange creature, reminiscent of the character Bibi from the game Brawl Stars. They live only in one city, Vologda, in Russia. They are hostile to humans and hunt for those who have the maximum rank on their Brawl Stars account on Bibi. Their main weapon is bits, but they can use large bubbles made of chewing gum. Legend has it that when Supercell releases a hypercharged skin for Bibi, a giant percent will appear, and the city of Vologda will be wiped off the face of the earth.
Yesterday, a crowd of percents was chasing me, I barely escaped, - person with max rank Bibi.
by ShAiTan_hecker_ahoh March 14, 2025
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One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".
"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"
by rezinator November 21, 2024
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The 40 Percent Rule

When your mind tells you that you're exhausted, fried, and totally tapped out, you're really only 40 percent done. You still have 60 percent left in your tank.
The 40 Percent Rule is when your mind tells your body to give up when pushed passed maximum limits. It’s what I use to push beyond my human limits. To achieve and become a God. The One Above All. Him.
by Cosmic Garou January 29, 2024
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