by A random person48 November 21, 2020
When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
by Notfakebroz March 8, 2016
by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022
Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.
'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'
"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"
"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"
"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"
"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"
by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022
One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.
by Emike5 August 3, 2019