perkele

"noun, Finnish.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely. "

True, but original meaning is believed to be as God of thunder not Satan as christianity says

Perkele vittu saatana

by Mr.Perkele January 2, 2004

Praying to the porcelain god

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

by 5L4Y3R October 13, 2008

porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006

Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.

I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

Percentag

A replacement for the hash-tag (#) used to mark irony or to otherwise prevent the tagged statement from trending on social media sites.

"I just dropped my new phone in the garbage disposal. %ObamasAmerica"
"Didn't you mean to say #ObamasAmerica?"
"Nope. That's a percentag."

by KaiserWilhelm December 30, 2013

percolator

a popular dance that no party is complete without. in order to percolate, you must rapidly gyrate your legs in time with the music, as well as pop your booty. kamel mcmillan of NCCU is considered to be the foremost authority on percolation.

it's time for the percolator, it's time for the percolator... pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

by Carlos Fuentes July 12, 2006