National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

Compliment People Day

It’s December the 6th! Be nice and compliment someone

Friend #1 ; Hey I like your hair, it’s compliment people day, compliment someone !
Friend #2 ; Hey your shoes are cool

by potatoe_tomatoe December 6, 2019

Destroy tall people day

October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.

Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.

by Dementiaslayer October 8, 2023

Double-Binary People's Day

Also Double-Binary Visibility Day and Double-Binary Awareness Day.

January 26th.
Origin: International Women's Day and International Men's Day added together

Happy Double-Binary People's Day!

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

throw tall people day

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above

it is throw tall people day! yay!

by gabeba October 21, 2021