penile infarction

V. the act of being attacked by a penis.
N. Penis Attack

I was just walking through the mall and all of the sudden a penile infarction came out of nowhere! I was scared I didn't know what to do!

by jd88 December 29, 2007

penile gland

A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption

Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face

by someone February 6, 2003

penile punishment

a bizarre punishment given to a girl or woman in which she has to agree to be fucked; penile penetration as a punishment meted out to a girl or woman.

The girl committed a minor mistake but staggeringly got penile punishment.

by uttam maharjan August 31, 2010

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009