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Perseus

A Misterious Soviet Person in Call Of Duty: Black Ops: Cold War; Targeted by the U.S Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), In the Campaign you have to Search for clues to find him, In A Scene, you can choose to Help Russell Adler (" (Truth) Solovetsky") to get a final attack on the Solovetsky Islands or To Betray Adler ( "(Lie) Duga" ) And detonate the Greenlight Nukes. On the Mission "Ashes to Ashes" after killing Adler, you met him in person for the first time, and for that, he gives you the Permission to Detonate the Nukes, Finishing the Campaign.
"If he's active, something big is gonna happen. Something that could shift the balance of the Cold War." Russell Adler talking about Perseus
by A Bored Shitposter March 1, 2021
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Peasenov

An easily amused person, goof ball,a type of person who is fun to be around
God!! Matt you keep on laughing at those poop jokes,your such a peasenov!!
by joe hitts January 3, 2009
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pearbear

An amazing computer FPS gamer that will destroy you in a second.
Random Guy: Hey whos tha---

*Random Guy shot in head with a deagle*

pearbear: BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!
by IamRAWR February 3, 2010
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Joe Pearson

Joe Pearson is that legend at university who is hated by women for no reason but the lads absolutely love him.
"Is that Joe Pearson?!"
by SwanLovingTeen May 8, 2018
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Pearson

An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
Just done a Pearson
by Brimsonator May 15, 2015
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Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.
Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)
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Jake Pearson

A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.

Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.

Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.

He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
by vengefulmoose February 7, 2010
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