Denny's Paradox

When something is at the opposite ends of the spectrum, at the exact same point in time.

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The vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at Denny's when drunk at 3:00AM as opposed to eating the meal while sober. It is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
Guy1: Dude, I was so wasted last night! I went to Denny's and it was the best meal of my life!!

Guy2: I just came from Denny's and it tasted like complete shit.

Guy1: Wow thats like a Denny's Paradox!
by Francis_Caliendo_of_Spain November 09, 2010
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Paradox pressure

The urge one feels to buy games and/or, more often, DLC produced by the game company Paradox Interactive. This is usually felt the most during steam sales.
Paradox player: "Yeah, I just bought all the DLC for HOI4, so y'know"
Normal person: "Wow, how much was it?"
Paradox player: "Oh, y'know, just £37 in the steam sale"
Normal person: "Isn't that a bit much? I mean, you must've been under that Paradox pressure."
Paradox player: " *scoff*, you're a bit too much"
by Origae6 May 21, 2018
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Phillip’s Paradox

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 04, 2023
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Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.
"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."
by MasterOnion December 13, 2009
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The Hangover Paradox

A result of the hype surrounding the 2009 movie The Hangover.

Everybody who first paid to see it expected it to be terrible. They were all surprised by how good it was.

These people recommended it to their friends, thereby hyping it up.

Their friends went to see it, expecting it to be brilliant, only to be disappointed by how it wasn't as good as they were expecting.

= The Hangover Paradox.
Jim: Hey Bob, you wanna see a movie? How about "The Hangover"?
Bob: Sure, but it looks pretty crap.

Bob: Dude, that movie was so much better than I thought it would be!
Jim: Yeah, I'm gonna tell Jon to see it!

Jim: Jon, you've gotta see The Hangover! It's awesome!
Jon: Thanks man, I'll go see it this evening!

Jon: That was pretty disappointing. Not as good as I thought it would be.
Jim: Huh, I thought it was better than I was expecting. Guess I created The Hangover Paradox.
by johnnysmooth January 31, 2011
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Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.
Fuck you you dirty hypocritical cretin, using the hipster paradox.
by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016
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Paradox

Nickname for any woman of Dutch decent who is smart, vivacious and very pretty. Known for random acts of kindness e.g Maths tutoring.

'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
An example of Paradox is not possible, as you cannot fully replicate her persona and beauty in written terms.
by Spieluhr February 16, 2005
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