time to feed the ostrich

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"

by Peter pan! June 23, 2018

Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

ostricisation

The severe poking with a hand formation which can only be compared to an ostrich's head. Most often used on the testicular area with extreme force.

A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.

I'm going to ostricise you.
I believe it is time for testicular ostricisation.

by Mr. Ostrich May 7, 2004

Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious

1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!

by CalvinPalmer December 26, 2005

Ostrich

a man or a woman who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Someone enjoys sticking their head in holes, well so do ostriches.

by WhoaDaddy December 2, 2011

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008