Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.

Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.

by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010

Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.

I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.

by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017

Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004

ostrich

when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her

Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her

by cody dyer April 30, 2009

ostrich fuck

this is when you sucker punch your girlfriend in the face and then dig a hole; put her face in it and fuck her from behind.

she slept like a baby when i ostich fucked her last night.

by stephanie mctaggart April 21, 2003

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006