Onion Blizzard

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.

I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.

by User56257 October 19, 2021

onson

an white person who thinks he's asian and is a Karen in the inside. Does not like to sit in the front row of movies

that kid is such an onson

by ilovejason123 May 12, 2022

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Dookie Nigga Onion Ring

An onion ring that has been marinated in some nigga dookie

Ayo i'm finna go to Burger King you want a Dookie Nigga Onion Ring?

by haremrules January 23, 2021

who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Oneonta

Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.

And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.

by solobassist January 4, 2008