Johnny Bench

To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"

"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

OR

"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"

by chirp78 October 19, 2010

Bench Sex

Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.

kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?

kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!

by sean phillip August 1, 2007

park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

by anonymus August 6, 2003

Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018

Liar’s Bench

A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.

Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.

The Liar’s Bench is full of old cronies today.

by Drcleanee August 7, 2018

Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 4, 2018