silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

by Harry Lana March 31, 2012

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 2, 2016

finer than corn silk

adjective phrase

1. incredibly hot or sexy
2. i-want-to-bend-you-over-the-desk-right-now sexy

Mona: How do I look?
Dick: Damn, girl, you finer than corn silk!

by Pablo DiAblo October 9, 2016

Silke

Silkes are people with no personalities, or even called "seuten" in Dutch. They are usually blond and short. They are tired of life and hate school with a passion. If she is a Capricorn...RUN! But they can be nice at times when you know them well🙄. And quite pretty as well.

"Who is that girl with no personality?" "I don't know, she must be a Silke."

by yourfavouritegroupie May 23, 2022

Silk Swirler

A sexual act in which an individual wearing pantyhose, nylons, or tights uses his feet to stimulate around a females genitalia.

Hank knew that Jane loved his ballet outfit so, on a date one night, he surprised her with a silk swirler which she received with several pleasure filled shrieks.

by kirkboss May 31, 2018

Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk

Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.

John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006