Suck my dick

Slang used by girls at Rayne High School who think they look like Cardi B.

Leave me alone and suck my dick

by Mhmnmnm November 16, 2018

Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

fuck my dick

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011

My Dick Hurts

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.

Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!

by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016

Suck My Dick

Usually meant as an insult, "Suck My dick" is a rude way of telling someone to go away, it is often used by men, and women who have had enough of one's behavior.

You know what, suck my dick. Shut up, or suck my dick!

by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖊 October 21, 2018

shit on my dick

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

by danika May 13, 2005