Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

tender yankee

Pretty much any sexual encounter. Synonymous with gettin some ass. Intercourse is known as "the tenderest of the yankee"

Bill, did you get any tender yankee last night?

Yes I did.

by Joey Haircut December 23, 2006

chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater

I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!

by coffeehouse November 15, 2021

chicken tender

Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.

Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.

by npizzo February 20, 2018

pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.

That mcdonalds was pure tender.

by holsm01 December 25, 2003

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 21, 2021