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Jamaican Omelette

A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!

Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!

Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?

Person 2: Precise!
by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019
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Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.
The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
by the wreckingball May 15, 2018
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Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.
Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
by Making it clap January 4, 2018
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Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.
'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'
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Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
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ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap
She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette
by mikerowcock October 20, 2023
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omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs
by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023
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