Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010

Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011

Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

Simp-olympics

Simp-Olympics is a word stands for the competition of men who are simp(sucka idolizing mediocre Pussy) and who simp hard like motherfucka to get female attention. In modern society most men are simps who don’t get female attention. So they spend money on female and showers females with gifts to get some attention from females. Females use simps for cash and gifts but females don’t like them or respect them. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz in his red pill videos

Maria : Girl we winning in life in 2020
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.

by Jisun January 24, 2020

Corona Olympics

When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.

At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Nigga Olympics

When a big social family or friend gathering of nigga's at a cook out of some sort. They have kool aid, chicken, collard greens, mashed potatos, pumpkin pie, potato salad, cornbread & etc..

Rachel (white): "Look at all those nigga's ! It's like the migration !"

Veronica (black): "Mhhmmm, who you tellin ? Shiieeett, a few more kids, a bit more food, & a playground set up like a gymnasium.. you could have a Nigga'Lympics !"

Rache; (white): "OH WOW! A Nigga Olympics? Are You Crazy? We'd Put China To Shame Right Away ! ... Lmfao(:"

by &roni;holla (: June 22, 2009

Olympic fucking

Having hot sex for more than a few hours in a row. This often takes place while on a good pill or speed. There can be breaks for drinks/bathroom stops or to change rooms or beds etc.

"Those E's were so good we were olympic fucking all night! Got any more?"

by Sp4m May 4, 2005