Olive

The funniest and purest soul you will ever meet. She will always look out for you no matter what, making sure that you are safe and happy. Your well-being is her number one concern and although she might take a while to answer her texts, she will always care about you. Olive either answers in 1 second or 3 days. She is probably one of the funniest people you will ever meet and you should cherish her humor. Olive gets jealous very easily but it only reveals how much she cares for you and values you as her #1. She will always love you as her one and only best friend no matter how many fights or arguments you may get into with her. She loves to gaslight like a girl boss but once again, it is out of her extreme love for you because she knows that you will understand her strange humor. Overall, Olive is not a person you should consider replaceable. There is something strangely beautiful about her.

Person 1: Who is Olive's best friend?
Person 2: Ella.

by ruuubeeee November 21, 2021

Olives

Olives are the best, you find them with feta cheese and garlic shoved inside and if you don't like them you are going to hell :))

Oooo look olives yum yum

by Ieatolivesallday March 6, 2020

olive it

I love it

That's so funny olive it

by Tomato juice May 22, 2016

Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.

Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!

by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

oliver

Awesome in all possible ways!!!! and is the strongest boy in town

Wow Oliver you're the best

by Fire band 34 July 5, 2017

Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

Oliver

A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch

You are hanging on like Oliver

by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018