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cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton
" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton
by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017
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Terra-Ton

An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.
Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!
by natewl August 28, 2018
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Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.
The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.
by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019
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Benne-ton

People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.

Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.
Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims

Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!
by Kaisermann July 9, 2020
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A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot
I have a freck ton of hoodies
by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019
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shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar
by Basil Mint March 26, 2016
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Gang ton

It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit
There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.

Ssgt Peffer TM
by Hellaslowrs January 3, 2019
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