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nobody does that 

Used when someone claims that a set of people do something they generally don’t do or shouldn’t do
Person 1: Some people ride bikes on top of moutains
Person 2: Nobody does that.
nobody does that by poke309 February 2, 2022

nobody asked 

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.
person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

Nobody asked 

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Nobody asked by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

nobody cares 

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
nobody cares by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024

Nobody Treatment 

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.

Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.

Nobody Treatment 

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.