“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”
by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
by Slimetheboss July 05, 2020
by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024
by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023
A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.
by Carl VonGayLynn August 04, 2023
When in the act of giving a blow job to your husband you suck the ejaculate into your lungs. This causes you to gag and throw up and you suck that into your lungs as well.
by BiggieSmallz May 19, 2025
John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker
by Hampton1982 January 16, 2016