jersey shore

A terrible show about a large group of turds.
Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?

Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?

Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
by hippies smell 123 February 03, 2010
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The New Jersey

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.
"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"
by Anthony0001 January 02, 2006
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jersey club

A genre of electronic dance music with strong roots in hip hop, downtempo, R&B, and trap. See: Cashmere Cat, DJ Sliink.
"Soundcloud has some excellent new Jersey Club producers coming out right now"
"The DJ played a set of house music and jersey club"
by contactballer October 12, 2013
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jersey cumshot

Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 19, 2011
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Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
by coopedup13 March 24, 2008
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jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever June 03, 2012
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North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)
by Zach G. December 24, 2004
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