Ankle Anchors

When a woman's boobs sag too much

From the show manswers to know if a girl has ankle anchors look at the "bounce test" if her boobs move past a 45 degree angle when moving vigorously she will have perky tits. If not, you're dealing with a pair of 'ankle anchors'

by Monger of various Wares March 16, 2009

grabbing ankle

to take a shit so awefl and painful forcing you to grab your ankles for
a: to better push out the shit
and
b: to help cope with the strain

dude, where did seymore go?

i think hes in the bathroom, he said he wasnt feeling well.

he's probably grabbing ankle

by pat bishop February 18, 2009

helium ankles

A person or being who will have non-discrimatory receptive anal sex with any individual, thus causing his legs to rise up in the air in anticipation of sex, as if they were filled with a gas less dense than air.

"Hey man, dont sleep with that slut. He has helium ankles!"

by Wayne B May 14, 2006

ankle cozy

socks knitted especially to keep your feet and legs warm

In the winter sometimes I feel like getting ankle cozy.

by Jugo's Soldiers October 19, 2006

Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

ankle bracelet

A device that is semi-permanently attached to the ankle of someone who is under house arrest. The device communicates with a monitor installed in the wearer's home which sends a signal to the probation officer if it is not within a short distance from the monitor at specific times of the day. Typically used during level 4 probation to ensure that the wearer stays at home during prescribed hours.

What's that bulge on your leg?

That's my new ankle bracelet - gotta run, I'm due home in 15 minutes!

by Ex-Felon October 2, 2007

ankle monitor

An ankle monitor (also known as a tether, or ankle bracelet) is a homing device that defendants under house arrest or parole are required to wear. At all times, the ankle monitor sends a radio frequency signal containing location and other information to a receiver.

due to house arrest he had to wear the ankle monitor.

by adilkhan November 1, 2018