Naked Algebra

The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.

A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”

by Fasters April 3, 2023

clit naked

The female equivalent of bollock naked.

A female in a state of total undress.

I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.

by Big dick engineer 1995 July 2, 2017

naked archeologist

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series

The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone

by Gizorge May 3, 2009

basically naked

Underwear only.

Why are you basically naked?

by nabagley March 14, 2016

naked rain

raining and sunny outside at the same time

damn its sunny and its raining.. must be that NAKED RAIN!

by Anonymousrainer May 21, 2011

Naked Adverb

A naked adverb is when a person accuses you of watching porn but, you're simply doing English homework.

Boy: She's watching porn!
Girl: Oh, totally! I'm watching naked adverbs!

by iloveyou_11109 November 7, 2016

naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)

yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?

by julian stacy February 10, 2009