My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023