My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.

Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.

by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017

The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023