married on facebook

This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.

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by Dragon Bubble March 16, 2016

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Married in spirit

A nontraditional marriage where there is no legal binding to the two (or sometimes more) in there marriage. It can be by choice

"My ex husband are just "married in spirit" so we don't have to go through with all the ceremony and legal stuff.

by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

married homewrecker

When a married miserable whore is willing to destroy her own husband and children's lives. For a now married man she knew 15 years ago. Rocky can see from the outside he's doing good. Because his wife was loyal and gave him the opportunity.

The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!

When Rocky the married homewrecker his falling all over flirting with Casper, in front of both of there spouse's and children. Rocky has not seen Casper in 15 year's, Rocky bounced, when Casper when to prison. Casper is a wife beating husband who is looking for the perfect opportunistic whore.

by Loyal Eastsider January 29, 2019

Murriel

All I could find was ‘Muriel’ or ‘Murrie’ so I wanted to make one with ‘Murriel’

person a: yo have you heard abt Muriel?
person b: actually its Murriel you dipshit

by aisore October 19, 2020

marriedtosana

marriedtosana are an amazing fp on tiktok
and, obv, they are married to sana👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

A: have you seen marriedtosana's latest video?
B: yeah, one of the best i evere seen

by umjingle December 25, 2020

marriedtohangezoee

a seggsy tiktoker who is currently married to Hange Zoe from attack on titan, and is also a fan of kpop groups such as BTS, BLACKPINK, LOONA, ITZY, and Red Velvet

imagine not following marriedtohangezoee on tiktok, could never be me
marriedtohangezoee is very pog

by a pog person March 7, 2021