When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.
by Sslide June 10, 2017
A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .
by weekndworrior October 26, 2017
A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.
Guy1: Hey who is that girl
Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.
Guy1: What's that?
Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.
Guy1: What's that?
Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Ishqterra May 16, 2023
your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.
by Nurse Mom March 21, 2018
When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.
by Udayweiz December 22, 2019
by killa ckream September 21, 2011