muffle

Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.

I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work.

by Kevin Atkins November 30, 2006

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

muffle

Short for muff licker.

Your nan's a muff licker!

by Joe Harper May 1, 2003

muffler

A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 11, 2004

Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

muffler sniffer

Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.

Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.

by SirSam March 7, 2009

Muffler fuck

Verb; The act of ramming your vehicle into the rear end of another vehicle at a considerable speed.

-"Damn, that guy was going pretty fast when he hit you"

-"Yeah, he muffler fucked me pretty bad"

by Whiskie December 1, 2009