Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.
I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.
by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
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Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher
by killerb0129 October 19, 2010
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muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.
Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.
by Monkeyfat December 17, 2007
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Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
by Jack Goff November 03, 2007
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Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 16, 2013
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muddy pearl

When you ejaculate in the anus and they fart a jizz bubble.
You should've seen the muddy pearl she blew last night!
by 6dudes1cabin April 09, 2022
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Muddy tractor

Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.
by Indy Andy jones November 21, 2021
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