the muddy boot

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"
by poopmasterdaddy May 03, 2005
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Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.
I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.
by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
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muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.
Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.
by Monkeyfat December 17, 2007
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Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
by Jack Goff November 03, 2007
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muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.
sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.
by soiledbrown February 12, 2011
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Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.
by chzmn November 05, 2015
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Muddy onion

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 10, 2010
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