holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.

Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!

by conor March 3, 2005

Moses

a prince of ancient Egypt (c. -1500) who wound up on the wrong side of Palace politics and joined up with a group of semites being driven from Egypt by the return of pharaonic government.

"Moses" means 'son' in Egyptian, as in Pharaoh Thutmoses ("son of Thoth") and Pharaoh Ramoses ("son of Ra").

Exodus 4:
21 And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.
22 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn:
23 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.
24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Mostresticator

A fixer, A Problem Solver, A Tool, one who can come up with a way to do something when no one else can.

A classic example of this character is "MacGyver".

Dangit, how are we going to get this laptop mounted in the Element (honda) stealth?? Any ideas?? No? Well, time to call the Mostresticator.

by Detman102 December 16, 2010

moses

mees smit has a big weener

"oooh Moses your weener is so inmense"

by bigboimoses January 13, 2021

Montessori Drivers

Motorists for whom lane makers, passing lanes, and speed limits are merely suggestions to consider along the way. So named for the self-directed educational system which encourages children to learn at their own pace.

The most important thing is that Montessori Drivers feel good about their driving. "Now you just go at your own pace and I'll be right over here if you need anything."

by rideSpecialized May 27, 2009

mosterest

Loving you more than moster.

Rosie - I love you
Justin - I love you most
Rosie - I love you moster
Justin - I love you mosterest
Rosie - Note fair, thats not even a word!

by baileymoto August 27, 2010

Moses Effect

The Moses Effect can refer to a multitude of things. The main is to describe the effect a police car has on traffic on the motorways. For example, when a police car enters the motorway, the cars in front of the police part out of the police cars lane, and slow down to the point where they actually go behind the police car. This leaves a 3 lane wide open stretch of road in front of the police car. This is the parting of the sea of cars leaving open empty road, thus the moses effect. Known to cause heavy backups and traffic. Another form of the Moses effect can refer to the parting of people in the way of a person people fear, admire, or have extreme respect for. This time just, leaving an open stretch of walkway with hundreds of people lining eiether side. The Moses Effect is not imited to only these two uses.

As the Police Trooper merged on to the motorway, the Moses Effect took place, the cars all instantly slowed down and merged to the sides of the road. The Trooper took this to his advantage and enjoyed the endless span of road free of other cars.

by thestig March 18, 2007