A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.
Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.
by Nicola69 May 15, 2025
Get the Morrisonmug. A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
Get the morrison cabonilasmug.