Moot

The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.

What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!

by Letmeseethemtitsfart November 03, 2020

Moots

Forcefully get rid of a itch in a physical way

I STARTED TO MOOTS ON THE DOGS CAGE

by High-handedness April 16, 2018

moot

slag word for vagina

her moot is popping

by ritsi April 06, 2017

moots

moots is the short form of the word mutuals

hey! let’s be moots!

by bigdripshahad May 04, 2021

Moot

To tell someone to fuck off and stop riding someones dick

Jimmy: Yo kayla moot

Kayla: Fuck off you look like a skibidi toilet

by TheBasementDwellingGoblin December 08, 2023

moot

another word for a pp

oh yes, look at that nice moot ;)

by chonkycowboy February 09, 2020

Moot

Donald Trump

President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.

by xasxae55 October 02, 2019