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the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!
by nuada September 15, 2006
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surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.
I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!
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Fuck A Moose

Instead of
"Oh crap I forgot to feed my grandma"
It would be
"Aww fuck a moose! I forgot to feed my grandma!"

This term can also be found in Pretty Little Liars books
by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 4, 2009
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loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008
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Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock
"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"
by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009
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Wonder Moose

(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with

(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose
Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses
by WMFOREVER December 17, 2010
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moose nuckle

The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!
Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...
by joe January 18, 2005
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