Crush Month

Its November time to expose yourself about your crush

Oh dang. Its crush month time to tell everyone

by Some Youtuber November 17, 2020

That time of month

Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.

"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"

"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"

by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022

Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

by southparkrox August 20, 2009

Straight Month

Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual

Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah

by Science Of Robotics and Sex SR June 5, 2023

birthday month

Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.

Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?

Sue: For my birthday.

Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?

Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.

by Pamann April 21, 2011

pride month

to be honest, idk why we have this, but today is the first day of pride month (aka, June)

Happy pride month my homo pals :)

by anonymous June 1, 2021

Axe Month

When you aren't in the mood of doing something

Axe: I have the axe month
Plastis: Shieet I wanted you to stream and all

by Plastis June 1, 2013