Monte

a straight a hole

Monte is so annoying

by XloserX April 22, 2019

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Monte

usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin

Dat nigga monte

by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018

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Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.

Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.

by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025

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Mont Belvieu

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!

Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!

by BH4EVR April 27, 2022

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The Mont

What someone calls Vermont when they are from there

I am from The Mont

by mattbrow97 June 7, 2016

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A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.

jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.

by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023

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