Montez

A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.

Montez

Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?

Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?

Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...

Me: Apple users...

by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012

Montenegro

One of the hottest places on earth. Former Yugoslavia. Sexy females from here. Nice beaches.

I'm going to Montenegro for my vacation!

by milena March 18, 2003

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022

Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

by justshill May 14, 2009

Montez

Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.

Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!

Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.

Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!

by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014

By the halls of Montezuma

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.

By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.

by Killane August 28, 2010