beaten up half a mongrel

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

by sikcnt November 6, 2014

Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.

-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."

by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

Mongols

n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.

Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

Mongolian Swap Donkey

by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

Reverse Mongolian Peppermill

While a chick is on hands and knees going down on you, reach over and jam a handfull of peppercorns into her ass. Then lift her up, and twist. Not to be confused with the regular Mongolian Peppermill.

Credit to Pigpen for the title.

That tossed salad was a little bland, so I broke out the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill to spice things up.

Pigpen is the master of the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill.

by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008