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by boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd April 30, 2005
Get the Marilyn Monroe mug.the sexual or erotic appeal of an older, nursing, or pregnant woman; the quality that makes mothers sexually attractive, usually including elements of nurturing, conservative dress, financial stability, and emotional stability.
This is not necessarily the predatory sexuality of the cougar, but something more everyday and domestic.
Literally: "mom-erotic."
This is not necessarily the predatory sexuality of the cougar, but something more everyday and domestic.
Literally: "mom-erotic."
All I want to do is kiss her while she cuts the crusts of her kids' peanut butter sandwiches. She's so momrotic!
A maternity dress that shows that much cleavage? You look totally momrotic.
A maternity dress that shows that much cleavage? You look totally momrotic.
by goobermandis August 22, 2010
Get the momrotic mug.A very rare first name hailed from Scotland. Monros tend to be tough and like to fight and is usually someone who you don't wanna fuck with but once you get to know monro he's sweet and caring.
by The shady duck October 22, 2017
Get the monro mug.A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)
Teen1: What do you want to do today?
Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?
Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.
Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?
Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.
Teen2: Let's go to the park.
Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!
Teen2: Wanna make out?
Teen1: I have a cold.
Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.
Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.
Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!
Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?
Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.
Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?
Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.
Teen2: Let's go to the park.
Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!
Teen2: Wanna make out?
Teen1: I have a cold.
Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.
Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.
Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!
by I might as well move to Hell January 26, 2009
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The unfortunate moment, while walking down the street, when a loose and flowy skirt gets blown up by a strong wind, exposing the wearers panties.
The word derives from Marilyn Monroe's skirt blowing scene in the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.
The unfortunate moment, while walking down the street, when a loose and flowy skirt gets blown up by a strong wind, exposing the wearers panties.
The word derives from Marilyn Monroe's skirt blowing scene in the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.
I knew I shouldn't have worn my silk skirt today. It was *so* windy downtown, and I totally had a Monroement as Suzanne and I were running to catch the MAX. Everyone saw my thong, and it was very embarrassing!
by mcspilli July 25, 2010
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Especially useful for showing off your penis size.
Especially useful for showing off your penis size.
Stal sent a pic of his cock to www.mobog.com with the ruler situated to add two inches to the actual 4" length.
by discordian January 5, 2004
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by misterfred December 1, 2004
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