The upcoming sequel to the hit movie Morbius, the first movie to gross over 100 morbillion dollars worldwide
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I'm watching Morbius.
Hym "It's a shame that I have to actually sit here and watch Morbius because the rest of you can't be trusted to lie about whether or not it's good out of spite. But... Here I sit. Watching Mobius. Brain pressurized to the maximum! 🧠 Brainz. That's what Morbius should eat instead of blood. Which is what he does. He EATS blood. Right? Because if you can EAT tomato soup... Then you can EAT blood. He doesn't DRINK blood. Blood is FOOD to him and, therefore, he EATS it. It isn't a beverage. Vampires EAT blood. That's a FACT!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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Used randomly in conversation, usually for no reason at all, but somehow always hits. No one knows why it’s funny. It just is. Saying “Mobrus” can make any situation instantly dumber, and therefore, better.
Used randomly in conversation, usually for no reason at all, but somehow always hits. No one knows why it’s funny. It just is. Saying “Mobrus” can make any situation instantly dumber, and therefore, better.
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2. Someone who will tell you, "Maine toh pehle hi bola tha" when you ruin your car efficiency by using fake parts.
2. Someone who will tell you, "Maine toh pehle hi bola tha" when you ruin your car efficiency by using fake parts.
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Get the Sapphire Mobis mug.Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 25, 2021
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Guy 1: The best part of Barbie was when she said "It's Barbin' time!" then Barbed all over those bad guys.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.
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