mouth virginity

The first food that you eat after brushing your teeth

OMG, that PB&J totally took my mouth virginity!

by iggy azalea November 4, 2015

Mouth Diaper

A cloth material covering the face and mouth area.

Put on your mouth diaper so I don’t get Covid!

by Jbbizzle July 1, 2020

mouth gasm

When something tastes extremely unbeliveably good.

That grilled cheese was so good it was like a mouth gasm.

by uno531 June 22, 2008

Mouth Oven

Very bad funky hot stale breath. Like morning breath. Humans and animals can have mouth ovens. Exhaling and others can smell your bad breath or for that matter the offending critter with funky breath odors.

He gave his girlfriend a mouth oven in the morning because he didn't brush his teeth, ate a tuna melt with garlic and drank a glass of milk. Contributing to his mouth oven was the fact he ate out his girlfriend the night before after he consumed that tuna melt with garlic, that glass of milk and after eating her out without brushing his teeth.

by Zippyjet May 2, 2008

mouth breeder

Oral participant in the Post-Coital Oral-Vaginal Swap. It is not known if an actual pregnancy has ever occurred in this way, or if the mouth breeder would be granted any parental rights.

This practice is not thought to be common anywhere save perhaps the porn industry, more's the pity.

A picture's worth a thousand words...too bad I don't have one.

by Robert Paulsen July 28, 2004

Mouth-dibs

Mouth-dibs is an utterance used to secure "dibs" on the oral cavity of a female prior to engaging in multi-partner intercourse. It is customary, when running a train on a girl with a questionable sexual history, for a participant to call "mouth-dibs", thereby mitigating their personal risk of contracting a venereal disease as a result of the escapade.

Bob "Hey, Sally wants us to come over and put her in some finger-cuffs later!!"

Stan " I guess, dude, but I call "mouth-dibs" on that bitch......I don't like the way her resume reads!!"

by Timmy the Hutt March 20, 2011

Mouth sex

Food so good it's fucking you taste buds and they are climaxing, now swallow.

"Oh man that (insert food name) was pure mouth sex"

by deathofanalias May 13, 2012