Merced

the backwater town of California, and the only city that has a UC and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. Filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche "country" town in california, this is it.

"You know, when you're drunk you kind of have a Southern accent."

"Well, I'm from Merced."

"Oh. That makes sense, then."

by Rose Saratoga April 3, 2009

mercadies

Same as mersadies only looks better, mercadies... Looks nice. Extremely smart, sexy, shy and out going.

Mercadies is a cool chick

by Queen tea August 21, 2017

mung merchant

a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food

Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.

by Martino231 June 27, 2007

Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020

dick merchant

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

by SoAS February 2, 2014

Merchantville

A tiny town in South Jersey, right outside of Camden and Pennsauken. Small town USA, where you know everyone, and everyone knows everything you do. Half the population are gangsta, and think they still live in Camden or Pennsauken. The other half are snobs and act like they should be in Haddonfield.
Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.

Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.

Woah, you know everyone.
Yea, we are all from Merchantville.

by A Grant January 27, 2007

Merce

Originated from the phrase "lord have mercy!" when uttered on sight of a beautiful woman, meaning sexually attractive or a girl who is sexy.

1. "Beyonce is so merce!"
2. "check that merce out, I'd love to spaff up her nose"

by Tony Bones April 20, 2005