Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

mirror cube

a type of Rubix cube but with no colors. Though you would think that it could be easy to solve, you are clearly mistaken, it has different shapes that when soling you have to try to get back into the square shape it origonaly was.

Person 1:Hey have you heard of a mirror cube
Person 2:no what is a mirror cube
Person 1: its hard to explain

by bri1234567890 January 28, 2023

Mirror Effect

When you look in a mirror or someone tells you you you’re drunk and you instantly feel that much more drunk

Bro I was fine till the mirror effect hit me, I’m messed up now

by Yungswaggs November 9, 2020

Snapchat mirror

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022

Mirror Phobic

A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.

Look ate Catweazel over there, is he completely Mirror Phobic?

by Seymour Van Dors May 14, 2012

mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.

"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."

by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012