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mink bitch

A very desirable woman in her late 20s or mid-30s, with or without a child. Therefore it can refer to a young milf or to a childless woman before her middle-ages. Usually into family topics.
That girl over there is a mother of a 4-year old. She's still such a mink bitch.
I've just met a mink bitch. She was the hottest in the club, yet could only speak about her future children.
by gabeszw December 13, 2017
mugGet the mink bitchmug.

mink

1. an abbreviated and morphed form of the word "monkey." the same definition as the jungle creature applies, but it is primarily used to describe a human and/or their behavior.

the devolution of the term, monkey, to mink occurred in such a fashion: monkey -> monk -> mahnk -> mink.

2. a cute animal that is bred for its hide.
1. "Jared is so disheveled and crazy. He's such a dumb, little mink."

2. "In Denmark, ten million minks were put to death due to coronavirus concerns."
mugGet the minkmug.

Mink

To mink someone is to give them a good solid smack on the ass, or the penis
I minked Johnny right in the tip XD
by CM21 June 22, 2017
mugGet the Minkmug.

Mink

A person who does something that defies common sense.
“Why did they do that? They are such a mink”
by Ceejay3805 September 5, 2021
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mink

mink; adjective

used to describe a beautiful / skinny/ toned gay man over 30 who would have previously been called a twink but is now too old to fall into this category, however does not fall into any of the others.
I am 34, I consider myself a mink because I am in essence a middle aged twink. and much like the fur I’m expensive and older men like to have me on thier arm - promptly followed by a yaaaaas and a finger snap!
by the originator of mink January 11, 2021
mugGet the minkmug.

Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.
“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”
by Indonesian Sauce Website April 10, 2024
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minke

Bro, I'm such a minke
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