Definitions by GBaps

GBaps 

A sexual messiah. Does it really exist? Is it man or myth?

Legend say that he has the most perfect male genitals. Perfect is size, weight, density and look.

He dances like he’s on fire and fucks like the apocalypse is in eyesight.

Oh my god, are you GBaps, are you my god?

GBaps by GBaps August 1, 2021

Mink

The sort of guy you meet at a festival who has red hair but a natural coloured beard. Usually found wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned. Can resist any drugs offered. Usually found in a k hole smashing poppers at the guilty pleasures disco.

This place is full of minks.
Just seen a mink patrolling the crowd, he looked fucked.

Mink by GBaps August 1, 2021

Lexbians

When to birds called Lexi get off with each other.

I was dancing my little socks off in the silent disco when I got a twinge in the Willy when I saw these lexbians going at it!

Lexbians by GBaps June 22, 2021

Doughty 

Alph homosexuals who’s likes to think he’s a lady’s man when really it’s all about how big a coco and how far down his throat / up his arse he can take it. He’s a Doughty!

He’s obviously a doughty

Doughty by GBaps May 18, 2020