apple milkshake

When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.

Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?

Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.

by YouRikeIt April 26, 2019

Gunpowder milkshake

a horrifying sex act involving a lighter, pubic hair, spit and a butt

A: "So, how was your date?"

B:"She made me a gunpowder milkshake."

A:"Whoa, that sounds amazing!"

B:"It's really not."

by induna_crewneck March 16, 2021

cum milkshake

When a bunch of guys jackoff into a glass and a sexy slut swallows it after stirring it.

I can't believe that Chrissy drank that cum milkshake. Must have a been 20 ounces of jizz.

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

Yusufs Milkshakes

Yusuf is the owner of epic games and the phone brand Oneplus. He is the hidden owner, many believe him to be a kind milkshake shop owner but he is an evil man who scams kids and likes potato salad. His brother ranger is the chief operating officer of Yusufs Milkshakes, his weakness is ketchup Ranger is the one who reels in the kids to Yusuf, then Yusuf scams them, Andre Park is a man who works for Yusuf and lives in an apartment inside of his head quarters. Andre Park scams people by playing football with them, making them trust him then he betrays them and scams him. He's also Yusufs best friend.

Yusuf: "wants some milkshakes from Yusufs Milkshakes kids?"

Andre Park: "OUCHH!"

by DebiddoFan June 17, 2021

Cherry Milkshake

When A man is banging a girl that is a virgin or just tight up the vaginal area, and cums,and the girl bleeds.

Man: Are you bleeding?
Woman: Yeah it was my first time. Your condom Broke!
Man: A cherry Milkshake!

by Big Dick Bro September 7, 2011

Montana Milkshake

The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake

Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake

by JustusH2277 October 5, 2021

Milkshake Mcgrew

To be beaten senseless by a woman's breasts.

During the lapdance the dancer gave me a Milkshake McGrew.

by JD Henry March 21, 2008