A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
by That one girl sms November 06, 2015
Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
by Mr Stability February 04, 2010
A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+
"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"
by Araballz January 25, 2009
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
by mikeisanass January 08, 2010
the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
by miminoto April 26, 2021
Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.
by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021