midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

midgetfista

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.

"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"

by Manx November 13, 2003

Midgelebrity

A person of unusually small stature that is also well known within popular culture, either regardless or because of this stature.

Verne Troyer, Midget Mac, Gary Coleman, Wee Man, and Webster could all be considered a midgelebrity.

by Screenjunkie August 20, 2008

Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

Midgeek

A person who doesn't quite fit in with either geeks or mainstream popular people. They're a bit geeky and a bit popular but never one or the other. Can be used as a positive or a negative.

Steve's jokes are so geeky, and he loves the 80's" "Yer, but he is going to that party tonight, gotta be kinda cool right?" "Hmm he must be a Midgeek"

by DeadAwakeUK April 12, 2011