Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022

metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.

The price is 2 metric fucktons.

by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

Metric Puke

A person who rides a Metric Motorcycle, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda or any Japanese or Asian made motorcyle.

(Fill in the blank) rides one of those Japanese made motorcycles, that's why we call him a Metric Puke.

by American Iron December 20, 2010

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017