Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.

The price is 2 metric fucktons.

by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

by GLaz May 4, 2020

super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.

that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)

by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011

Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.

His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!

by Shputz August 23, 2011

metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it

I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?

by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020