One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022
Get the Metric Fucktonmug. Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020
Get the metric fucktonmug. by Jaymax February 19, 2022
Get the Metric footmug. A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it
by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023
Get the metric systemmug. 1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
Get the metrically handicappedmug. Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
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Get the Metric Dozenmug. by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011
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